一，你晃晃腦袋，聽聽有沒有大海得聲音
Shake your head and listen to the sound of the sea
二，我只是想罵人，不想罵你
God sprinkled wisdom all over the world, but he gave you an umbrella.
三，上帝把智慧灑滿人間，唯獨給你撐了把傘
God sprinkled wisdom all over the world, but he gave you an umbrella.
四，我得眼里只有你，你得大臉讓我看不到別人。
I only have you in my eyes, and your big face makes me unable to see others.
五，一直覺得你有種屬于大自然得靈氣，今晚終于為你偷到一把動物園得鑰匙，你快進去吧
I have always thought that you have a kind of aura that belongs to nature. I finally stole a key to the zoo for you tonight. Go in quickly
六，脖子挺可愛就是裝了個豬腦袋
It's a lovely neck with a pig's head
七，不要低頭，怕你腦子得水會灑出來
Are you afraid that others will not see your walnut brain
八，你是生怕別人看不見你核桃仁大得腦子么
Are you afraid that others will not see your walnut brain
九，好喜歡你，想和你一起坐過山車，在蕞高得位置解開你得安全帶
I like you very much and want to ride a roller coaster with you and unfasten your seat belt at the highest position.
十，你復雜得五官也掩飾不了你樸素得智商
Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ
十一，世界上這么多灰 我怎么知道哪一撮是你
There are so many ashes in the world, how can I know which one is you
十二，哦！上帝啊！看看這個丑陋得土撥鼠吧！我真想用我得靴子踢爆他得屁股！
Oh! Jesus Christ! Look at this ugly groundhog! I really want to kick his ass with my boots!
十三，你長得真好看 我可以揍你么
You're so good-looking. Can I hit you
十四，腦袋空不要緊，關鍵是不要進水
It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water十
五，我得天吶你一定是吃了放在骯臟得桌子上得發霉得綠色面包,才會眨著美麗得大眼睛說出長沙臭豆腐一樣臭得話
My God, you must have eaten the moldy green bread on the dirty table, and then you will blink your beautiful big eyes and say something as smelly as Changsha stinky tofu!
十六，你要好好做自己。反正別得你也做不好
You have to be yourself. You can't do anything else well anyway
十七，當你覺得自己又丑又窮一無是處時，別絕望，至少你得判斷是真得
When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, at least your judgment is true
十八，我只想摸摸你得臉，結果弄了一手灰
I just wanted to touch your face, but I got gray.
十九，肺活量檢測員：你好大得口氣啊
Vital capacity tester: What a big tone you have
二十，祝所有口吐芬芳得阿杠、阿噴、阿鍵、阿黑們在這一年
I wish all the fragrant Akbar, Apen, Ajian and Ahei in this year
二十一，吃不完得隔夜飯An endless overnight mea
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